Problems In Penguinland
Mike Adams | Pittsburgh Penguins
Thursday March 18, 2010
The regularly scheduled edition of game grades has been canceled today due to illness.
The regularly scheduled edition of game grades has been canceled today due to illness.
We are all well aware of the Pens’ total ineptitude against the Devils this season. They have yet to win a game in five tries against a team they lead by two points in the chase for the Atlantic Division title. They have been outscored 17-3. That’s just one of a series of incredibly ugly numbers against Lou’s Ruiners of Hockey.
Gutsy win for Pens
No Geno in third, no prob
Downie: ass clownie
New Jersey screwjob
Oh, well, the mob runs this league
An absolute joke
Sieve-like goaltending,
Bad breaks cause crushing defeat
Bye, bye five and oh
Pens, victorious
Another solid effort
Matt Cooke, not so much
It’s March, Pens rolling
Once again, Sid leads the way
I say, look out, league
Pens sleepwalk again
When will Shero do something
That will wake them up?
Can you believe the Pens are at the 60-game mark already? Neither can I. But they did indeed reach that milepost the other night, so it’s time to make a comparison to where they stood at the same point last year. Keep in mind that they reached 60 games last year only three games into Dan Bylsma’s tenure.
Pens, workmanlike win
Fleury, Kunitz steal the show
But t’was the Isles
D.C. disaster
No, not the snow; Pens’ defense
Not Cup caliber
Penguins mail one in
Trip just wasted jet fuel
Next time, just forfeit
Playoff hockey, back
No Osbad, Howard’s better
Pens win anyway
Sens topple Penguins
Elliott outplays Fleury
Pens lacked urgency
Another Pens Versus game, another missed game for me.
Playoff-style hockey
Surprise, Flyers choke at end
Two power play goals!
It’s only one game
Regular season, at that
Playoffs are diff’rent
It sure looks like Pascal Dupuis and Max Talbot probably won’t play against the Capitals tonight, as the Pens have recalled both Dustin Jeffrey and Nick Johnson from the Baby Pens.
Sid and Geno Show
Geno nets three, Sid tops that
As the Pens hang on
Mike Richards, the greatest leader at leading his team with great leadership ever.
Awful end to trip
Curry, time to use degree
But good job, Alex
Twenty minutes, win
Flower, third line key comeback
One more game to go
Flower saves the day
He bails out leaky defense
And leads Pens to win
Pens dominate Leafs
It’s a start, long way to go
But welcome back, Marc
The slump isn’t over
Putrid defensive play, loss
Will it ever end?
Pens fin’ly break out
Johnson once again solid
Caputi scores, too
Wake up, Ray Shero
Now your team is freefalling
Please do something, now
Yet another loss
Yet another poor effort
Is a trade called for?
Buffalo gag job
Fleury wilts as Lalime shines
Sabres shock Penguins
Lowly Leafs stun Pens
Twenty minutes not enough
As poor start dooms them
Pens topple the Sens
Geno snaps out of his slump
And does it in style
Zzzzz
Zzzzzzz
zzzzz
Pens top Buffalo
The Flower was in full bloom
Geno, not so much
Flower shines again
Pens sweep the cross-state rivals
Boy, does that feel good
Florida again?
Penguins overcome the refs
To win in OT
Antti Em stones Pens
Jordan Staal ties it up late
Versteeg nets winner
Crosby stays red hot
Pens overcome lethargy
To beat the tired Avs
Mike Rupp pops in three
And the Pens complete the sweep
Oh, and Sid had two
Sid nets a hat trick
Happy birthday Marc-Andre
Was eight goals enough?
Twenty-minute men
Play just long enough to win
A win is a win