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Mike Wilson | Faceoff Factor News
Friday May 29, 2009
As the Stanley Cup finals begin, my road here comes to an end.
As the Stanley Cup finals begin, my road here comes to an end.
That’s right…we’re going back to the old format for one last time.
In this week’s edition: The Hump-day Hater, HCMT Floating “A”, Tap/Drop, Head-to-head, It’s debatable, and a Barrel of Monkeys.
Due to schedule conflicts this past week, I have not been able to gain sufficient content for this week’s column. It will return next week.
In this week’s edition: the Hump-day hater, Tap of the stick/drop of the gloves, Not so fast!, Barrel of Monkeys, and a Killer Whale.
Due to the large amount of work I will be doing during the final two weeks of the academic collegiate year, the Report will be down for that time.
Inside this week’s report: the Hump-day Hater, Tap of the Stick/Drop of the Gloves, I did what?, and a final Stanley’s Dishwasher.
Tap of the Stick/Drop of the Gloves, Head-to-head, and a new Killer Whale are inside this week’s edition of the Hump-day Report.
Some brand new segments are inside the April Fool’s Day edition of the Hump-day Report for your reading pleasure.
The new and improved Hump-day Report is ready to go. More information and the inaugural column are inside.
Over the next few days I will be reconstructing my weekly column to expand its boundaries. I apologize for any inconvenience.
Now, folks, I’m aware it is not actually hump-day, but instead Tuesday. Due to schedule conflicts, I won’t be able to get the HH Report up Tuesday night or at all Wednesday…so please enjoy an early edition…
Toews and Staal, Briere, Crosby’s groin, FSN, an old friend returning to the league, and much more…inside this week’s HH Report.
The shorthanded Flyers, careless goalies, Lindy Ruff, Mike Milbury (take three), and a pun that makes even me look good: all that and more in this week’s HH Report.
Doug Weight, the Avs and Wings, Jeff Reed, NHL.com, Jordan Staal, and something about a coaching change: all that and more, inside this week’s famed HH Report.
Scandinavia, Mike Milbury, ESPN (take six), a pair of #1’s, the one and only Sean Avery, and much more: inside this week’s HH Report.
What do Paul Steigerwald, Bobby Holik, a well-known rodent, and ESPN have in common?
They, and many more, are all topics in this week’s HH Report.
It might not be who you’re thinking of. Here’s a hint: they’re the only real “beast” in the division.
Don’t believe me? Have a look.
Due to the lack of NHL news and play (and my inability to attain Versus…so no All Star coverage), there will be no HH Report this week.
Inside this week’s HH Report: Semin, Luongo, the Islanders, NHL.com, ESPN, Alex Ovechkin, and much, much more.
Montreal owners, Steigy, Flyer fans, Michel Therrien, our old buddy Jarkko, and much more: inside this week’s HH Report.
That’s right folks…the holidays are over, it’s hump-day, and there’s a schmorgusboard of hating inside this week’s edition of the HH Report.
I take a couple weeks off, and the whole darn team collapses.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true hate sent to me…a bonehead named Sean Avery.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true hate gave to me…a sniper claiming he’d stay for less money.
On the tenth day of Christmas, my true hate gave to me…a plethora of Penguin injuries.
On the ninth day of Christmas, my true hate gave to me…Oren Koules and Len Barrie.
On the eighth day of Christmas, my true hate sent to me…the Penguins coming up empty.
On the seventh day of Christmas, Scott Hartnell takes stupid penalties…and loses his sanity.
On the sixth day of Christmas, Alexander Semin showed some jealousy…by making fun of Sidney Crosby.
On the fifth day of Christmas, Ryan Malone tested free agency…and signed with Tampa for way too much money.
On the fourth day of Christmas, Kevin Lowe pours it on…by calling Brian Burke a moron.
On the third day of Christmas, Bettman doesn’t want the Preds to go…to Hamilton, Ontario.
On the second day of Christmas, Radulov fled to Russia…and brought the NHL mass hysteria.
On the first day of Christmas, Carolina made Laviolette flip…by handing him a pink slip.
This holiday season, Mike Wilson looks to bring…the top 12 acts of hating.
There’s a lot of league hating, along with Sean Avery, and more inside this week’s HH Report.
A little shorter version of the HH Report should help everyone get ready for some good food, good hockey, and well-deserved R&R.
Dany Sabourin and Sage Steele, Barry Melrose, Paul Steigerwald, the brothers Devorski, and a lot of Jordan Staal…all that and more in this week’s edition of the HH Report.
Petr Sykora, the Islanders and Tyler Kennedy, San Jose and Dan Ellis, Larry Wigge, the guy who sews names on jerseys, Kolzig, Hossa, and some game last night in Detroit you may have heard about. All that and more in this week’s HH Report.