Penguins Trade Makes Sense A Day Later... So Says EA Sports.

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Feb 28, 11:29 AM | Hype this story!

The following was written by Frank Murgia of movetheneedle.net for Faceoff Factor.

Yesterday this Needle writer wrote that the Penguins Trade Was Horrible.

Well, less than 18 hours later, I have changed my mind. The reason being is as follows: after the work day on Tuesday I went home and fired up my Xbox 360, inserted EA Sports NHL 08, and then made all of the player transactions that occurred at the deadline. Yes, that is where this post is going. Two hours later, the rosters are current and I have a jug of Chianti in front of me. No Fava beans, just the wine. Let the video game simulation begin.

I set up the Penguins lines like this:

Malone——-Malkin———-Sykora
Staal————Crosby———-Hossa
Dupuis——-Kennedy———Talbot
Ruutu———Taffe—————Laraque

Gonchar——-Scuderi
Whitney——-Sydor
Letang———-Gill

Conklin——-Fleury

The lines of course are just my opinion. I think that for the first few weeks, when Crosby gets back on the ice, that the current number one line of Malone, Malkin, Sykora should not be broken up and should remain as the number one line. Yes, I put the best player in the world on the second line. I like the match-up situation that it creates.

I put all of the settings on default and played 7 games against some key opponents and teams that made some fun trade moves. Atlanta, who now has five former pens on their roster, was on the schedule, as well as Ottawa, Washington, the New York Rangers, Montreal and a home and home with Philly.

I will keep the geek short and not go into heavy details about each game. Here are the Cliff’s notes.

Game 1: (W) The pens beat Atlanta 4-0. (Hossa had 1 goal & 1 assist, Crosby 2 assists)

( I am getting excited now)

Game 2: (W) Ottawa came from behind to tie late in the third, but the pens won the game and the shootout 3-2. -Crosby, Malkin, and Hossa all scored in the shootout. (Hossa 1 assist, Crosby 1 goal and Malkin 2 assist.)

(The shootout was sweet)

Game 3:* (W) Washington and new goalie Cristobal Huet were tough to beat, but the pens prevailed 2-1. (Hossa 0 points, Malkin 1 goal.)

(Plowed through a bag of chips)

Game 4: (W) The Rangers proved no match for Conklin and the new look Pens. 4-1 final. (Hossa 1 goal & 1 assist, Crosby 1 goal & 1 assist, Malkin 2 goals)

(Holy Cow, they can’t lose. I pound the wine.)

Game 5: (L) Montreal shelled Fleury in his post ankle debut and with new white pads. 6-1. ( No Points for the top two lines)

(Finished the bottle of wine.)

Game 6: (W) Pens beat Flyers at home 5-4. (Hossa 2 goals & 1 assist, Crosby 1 Assist, Malkin 1 goal & 1 assist)

(Scrounging for more Wine…)

Game 7: (L) Flyers beat Fleury in OT 3-2. (Malkin 1 assist)

Well, the Pens went 5-2 against some tough competition. Not too bad, and the big line put points on the board.

Crosby: 2 Goals, 4 Assists, 6 Points
Hossa: 4 Goals, 4 Assists, 8 Points
Malkin: 4 Goals, 4 Assists, 8 Points
(Plus each player was one for one in their shootout attempts)

Conklin: 4 wins, 1 loss
Fleury: 1 win, 1 loss

So, since I live my life by video game simulations, and since this sim was positive towards the Penguins player movement, I am now on board with the new look Penguins.

So it was simmed, and so it shall come to pass.

The Pittsburgh Penguins will win the Stanley Cup… on EA Sports NHL 08.

You can find more of Frank Murgia’s humorous and edgy look at the sports world by visiting Move The Needle

Comments

  1. P. McGee

    Feb 28, 12:19 PM

    Good to see Frank, one of Hollywoods finest reality/game producers at home simulating hockey games with newly acquired players. I have spent some time with Murgia in between shoots kicking his ass at VID games – good to see he’s not playing but watching simulated games. Okay…so he used to win most of the time.
    But on a serious note, Why not have the PENS play D-TOWN/REDWINGS BABY. To win the cup you’re going to have to go through Detroit!
    Let’s Go RED WINGS!

  2. Ashley Gallant

    Feb 28, 12:22 PM

    Well, if the Xbox says it shall happen…then we’ll all be celebrating in June. Good stuff!

    By the way, great piece Frank!

  3. DaBich

    Feb 28, 12:45 PM

    I like the wine parts best =D
    lol….seriously tho…good to see you here, Frank, it’s been too long.
    It’s comforting to know XBox has the Pens as winners. But, I’ve already taken to the new players, since I can’t change it anyway!

  4. Frank Murgia

    Feb 28, 01:06 PM

    Ashley, thanks for the love.

    Dabich, I do need to stop by the factor more often. less wine and more factor. And yes, can’t change the trade so let’s cheer on.

    P. Mcgee, Holy Cow my longtime LA Friend. Great comment and yes I am so lazy that I just watch simulations. Don’t even pick up the controller anymore. You and those dang Red Wings. Man. Pens v. Wings would be amazing to see.

  5. Ashley Gallant

    Feb 28, 01:28 PM

    Dabich – yeah, I’m starting to come around to this deal as well. Can’t change it, so I might as well accept it. Besides, there seems to be a lot of upside for this season, at the very least.

    I’m actually trying to convince my brother to save his ‘time on hold’ and holidays to possibly take a trip to Pittsburgh if the Pens are still playing in June (don’t want to jinx it, but you never know). He doesn’t care for hockey, but we were planning on an Ottawa trip last May-June to see the Senators play, so you never know. I’ll just have to sweeten the deal and say we’ll stop in Toronto to see the Jays play (and go to the HHOF, of course).

    Good times..

  6. Frank Murgia

    Feb 28, 01:44 PM

    Ashley,

    If the trip to Pitt and seeing the Pens play deep in the playoffs does not work, you can bring your brother to my basement and I can simulate the playoffs on my Xbox. Just bring some wine. Ha-ha

  7. Luce

    Feb 28, 02:17 PM

    Frank,

    First off I know you are kinda creepy…but inviting girls to your basement to watch “simulations” on your xbox….now that is moving the needle right there

    Nice article tho…it was just the other day I was thinking…i dont know bout this trade..I with Murgia would simulate it on his xbox and tell me what he thought

    So thanks buddy….i think its time to make a mascot for the Pens games…i might be joining you and Jesse at the ATL game for some standing room only seats!

  8. DaBich

    Feb 28, 02:41 PM

    Ashley and Frank, count me in, I’ll bring some friggin wine, too! LOL

  9. Frank Murgia

    Feb 28, 03:45 PM

    Oh boy, The LUCE is LOOSE. I know just the mascot that you speak of. He just finished and unproductive run as Steely McFilth. I will give him a call.

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