Why Sweden Is A Bad Idea

Jesse Marshall | Pittsburgh Penguins

Sep 26, 01:51 PM | Hype this story!

As opening day of the NHL draws near, I find myself feeling slightly jaded

As a Penguin fan, my team will be opening the season in front a few thousand people who could probably care less who wins or loses the game, in a time zone seven hours ahead of what they’re used to. Imagine playing a hockey game at 2:30 in the morning.

I’ll be perfectly frank with you guys, I love to sleep in. It’s my favorite past time. On the weekends, I curl up into a lazy ball and unplug the alarm.

Imagine how pumped up we’ll be when our Guin’s open the season on Saturday afternoon at 2:30 P.M. I’ll have only been up for 2 hours.

2:30 in the afternoon, and it won’t be the raucous roar of fans in Ottawa or Pittsburgh. It’ll be in a standard ol’ arena in Stockholm. There will be no white out, there will be no crowd going crazy during the national anthems, there will be no big time chants.

I can already feel the adrenaline flowing through my veins.

This isn’t a knock on any of our Swedish readers, either (I’m looking at you, Henke). It’s just that, well, the NHL has it’s own problems here, in our home country.

And that’s root of how absurd the NHL opening in Europe is, it’s the obvious answer. The game in North America still isn’t as solid as it could be. Years after the lockout, the NHL is still on the outside looking in. Has anyone told this to Bill Daly or Gary Bettman?

Think about this. Rather than having two teams open the season halfway on the other side of the world, we go to my mastermind alternate plan instead.

Schedule the opening game of the season for Thursday, October 2nd. There is no big time football game. Baseball will still be winding down, and you’ll have that precious little 7:30 time slot all to yourself. What game do we choose? Pittsburgh vs. Detroit.

Hossa leaving Pittsburgh was one of the biggest stories in hockey, and not just in Pittsburgh. Have a prime time game. The rematch of the cup finals to start the year. Let’s get right to the meat and bones of what people want to see this year.

Tell me people wouldn’t tune in.

Then, Friday October 3rd, feature 2 or 3 more games. Maybe Dallas at San Jose? Rangers and Lightning? Both would be decent draws for Versus.

Then, on Saturday night, throw the coup de grace.

Every other NHL team plays in a 22 team blockbuster.
Divisional games, rival games, Boston vs. Montreal, in Boston, featuring Patrice Bergeron’s homecoming game. Edmonton and Calgary. The list goes on.

NHL on the fly would be one for the ages that evening.

Instead, we have a 2:30 game, overseas, and then five days off before the team plays competitively again.

The only consolation is that the Mellon Arena crowd should be twice as loud for the New Jersey game on October 11th.

Regardless, Mr. Bettman, heed my advice. Let’s fix the game here before we start pandering to fans overseas? As a hockey fan, I could care less about your excursions over the Atlantic.

We have a team in Pittsburgh that just got saved from relocation. Let us enjoy it to the fullest.

Comments

  1. Fed

    Sep 26, 01:59 PM

    I’m not a fan of the overseas openers either. Opening in Japan several years ago helped contribute to a sluggish start that season. If the same happens this year it will just add to the fodder for the ‘Penguins will take a step back’ lazy hockey ‘journalists.’

  2. Nick Labriola

    Sep 26, 02:06 PM

    I fully agree about the futility of opening in Europe. It’s a great show, I’m sure. But the Europeans have hockey leagues, and they have favorite players and teams. That would be like Magnitogorsk coming and playing against Moscow in Pittsburgh. Great. Two teams I know next to nothing about other then the names of a few of their players. I might watch it on TV… or maybe I’d rather watch the Pirates…

    Your plan is a good one, and I hope one day it can come to fruition.

  3. Jesse Marshall

    Sep 26, 03:14 PM

    Fed –

    Good point. If the team stumbles, the big heads all over the internet will be in full “I told you so” mode.

    Nick –

    Good analogy.

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  5. Todd

    Sep 26, 04:49 PM

    I can hardly wait for the “Stockholm Syndrome” headlines should the Pens start off the season slowly. Not that a slow start would be anything different than the last few years, but still…

  6. Ashley Gallant

    Sep 27, 03:50 PM

    If the NHL wants to have a few teams start the season in non-NHL cities, why not stay in North America? They could bring the game to areas where people don’t have the opportunity of seeing a live NHL game.

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